Stories from a Middle School English Teacher: I vs. Me

Yesterday I introduced you to Jake.

I was sitting at home on Saturday night when I engaged in the following text conversation with said human: 

Jake: What's the rule that allows someone to say Jake and me?

Jake: Instead of Jake and I

Kacey: Take off "Jake" and see if it fits. "The teacher glared at Jake and me."

Jake: The phrase was, "Jake and me went to Walmart," and I said that was okay.

Kacey: No, that would be like saying, "Me went to Walmart."

Jake: Darn, Alright

Jake: I'm really confused. Teach me this with examples!

Kacey: Take off your name and try the sentence with both. "Jake and me threw rocks at a tree" for example

Kacey: You wouldn't say "ME threw rocks" You are not a caveman.

Kacey "Jake and *I* threw rocks at a tree."

Jake: Give me another with Me

Kacey: "Morgan Freeman read Kacey and me a bedtime story"

Jake: Ohhhhhhh. I got it

Jake: I learn from the best!

Kacey: You do weird things on a Saturday night

Jake: English, Ain't nothing to it

Jake: Get it?

Kacey: I get that you want to be slapped...

Isn't it sad that this is the age that we are at now? Sitting around on a Saturday night learning the correct times to use I or me?